Hey I don’t know if you take requests, and I’m almost certain that someone has already asked you but you should do an imagine about patrick inspired in the song “Every breath you take” by The Police, I think it really suits his character. Anyway your blog gives me LIFE, your imagines are the best, seriously! 💕💕
A/N: First of all, I love you, thank you ❤ Second, this is a request I’ve actually had in my asks for ages and wanted to do but have had writer’s block from hell, so it may not be the best, but I still hope it comes out ok for y’all!
something we agreed we like about uncle vernon is that despite like, personally suffering at the hands of wizards pretty significantly (dudley’s tail, marge), vernon is like, always ready to mess with wizards? like he is SO SCARED of them but he’s always ready to fight? please take this moment to imagine uncle vernon meeting voldemort
*scoffs* ‘“Dark Lord” huh??? that just sounds to me like another way of saying you don’t have a REAL JOB.’