Oh shit, we totally need to do with his name what was done with santorum.
Let THAT be how his name is remembered: as a synonym for a sexual predator who uses his drunken-ess to claim no memory of- and thus, no responsibility for- his behavior.
An abused child who gets beat by their parents and bullied at school takes out their agression on demons while dreaming. The child developes a reputation around the astral and demons shudder at the though of trying to possess them. One day the child goes to sleep and the demons decide to ask why the child is so mean…
The Demon asked the child “Why do you treat us so violently? We may be demons but we have done ye no harm, have we?“
The child thinks for a moment, and decides to confess.
“Wait. what? srsly?“ spoke the demon. “Bro, lemme possess you for one day, trust me, dude, just trust me.“
The day after the child saw only fear and prostration in all eyes as they walked through the house, as they walk through the halls of theirs school.
so last week I reposted the money dog hoping money would come my way and guess what… IT WORKED!
the very next day I found the most amazing website. they will literally pay you to take quizzes like the ones on buzzfeed (for market research or some shit.) I know that they’re legit bc I already received my first $20 via paypal, BLESS U MONEY DOG 😭 I only spent like an hour taking quizzes so I couldn’t be happier
Pansexual Monster Girl 