Yesterday I reposted the money dog hoping money would come my way and guess what… IT WORKED!
Today I found out there’s a website that will literally PAY YOU TO DO BUZZFEED-STYLE QUIZZES.Most people don’t even ask for my opinion, let alone pay me for it lmao. I know this is legit bc I already received my first $20 via paypal BLESS U MONEY DOG 😭 I spent like two hours taking quizzes so not bad
i want a horror movie where instead of screaming in fear the main character is constantly cursing like THIS IS BULLSHIT and WHAT FUCKERY IS THIS, and screaming for help like WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE, GET YOUR USELESS ASSES OVER HERE AND HELP ME THIS FUCKER HAS A CHAINSAW
I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed
He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.
Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.
He volunteers to get baptised
They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.
Honestly. A mistake on their part.
I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.
So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest
Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.
So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story
My Dad and I keep planning to go to church with red contact and our slightly tinted glasses on. When they spray a few drop of holy water on us he wants to start screaming and hissing as we rip our glasses off.
“What is done cannot be undone, but one can prevent it happening again” – Anne Frank
Words that ring very true today.
On this day, August 4th, in 1944, Anne Frank and her family were caught by the German police. It was long thought that they had been betrayed, but a study in 2016 showed that they also could have been found by accident. She died in Bergen Belsen, date unknown.
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