Hogwarts freshmen be like: Excuse me, um, ma’am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean – I’m not, y’know. I’m just saying.
Hogwarts freshmen 2: [with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have – I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.
Hogwarts freshmen 3: Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?
Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted: Are y’all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast – he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.
Hogwarts freshmen 5: Hi, do y’all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.
In regards to the anon hate that has been rampant in our community lately.
It’s kind of a branch off Zoe’s @notyouraveragehalfblood video from last night. Feel free to share and stuff. I don’t know how many people this will get to but i’m gonna try.
Scorpius when Albus eats his candy…
((Ooc: ignore the fact that its Sirius’s wand please… Also this is shit, I send it to a friend when he called me a nerd… And I just wanted to share it xD))
Pansexual Monster Girl 