severus-snickerdoodle:

lay-some-hate:

wahbegan:

teaboot:

ryulongd:

rune-midgarts:

goodtimegang:

brakehagev2:

guys this is actually real like a real person wrote this

“more than enough” oh you fucking saints, absolutely pouring wealth onto the unfortunates

lol this is amazing

Dear Prudie,

I think I just witnessed a murder

You fucking monster

GET HER PRUDENCE

No wonder why her name is PRUDENCE

Okay also it’s really unsafe for some of those kids to trick-or-treat in their own neighborhoods. I think yall forget sometimes that there are real neighborhoods where real kids get shot through their windows by the crossfire of gang fights. Would you want your kids trick-or-treating in these neighborhoods?? NO! You would drive them to nicer neighborhoods where the risk of them being killed is much less.

This has been a PSA. Thank you, and goodnight.

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