guys this is actually real like a real person wrote this
“more than enough” oh you fucking saints, absolutely pouring wealth onto the unfortunates
lol this is amazing
Dear Prudie,
I think I just witnessed a murder
You fucking monster
GET HER PRUDENCE
No wonder why her name is PRUDENCE
Okay also it’s really unsafe for some of those kids to trick-or-treat in their own neighborhoods. I think yall forget sometimes that there are real neighborhoods where real kids get shot through their windows by the crossfire of gang fights. Would you want your kids trick-or-treating in these neighborhoods?? NO! You would drive them to nicer neighborhoods where the risk of them being killed is much less.