what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

Centaur: *eating a carrot*

Human: So does stuff like that go through both stomachs or…

Centaur: *pauses mid chew* *swallows hard* Well that’s something else to keep me up at night.

ever-hungry-aria:

ultrafacts:

youreekofhavoc:

jiggymonster161:

ultrafacts:

In a bid to engage communities outside the park fence,a reserve hired 26 local jobless female high-school graduates, and put them through an intensive tracking and combat training programme. Kitted out in second-hand European military uniforms, paid for by donations, the women were deployed throughout a 40,000 hectare reserve.

The numbers suggest the approach works. In the last 10 months the reserve has not lost a rhino, while a neighbouring reserve lost 23. Snare poaching has dropped 90%. [x]

(Fact Source) For more facts, follow Ultrafacts

YEEEEESSSSSSSS

This is amazing

Precious ladies!!

lynati:

se0ctopus:

Guy wanted me to make him a queen-size blanket.

That dude was an IDIOT.

Expect anything you want to commission to cost you something like:
(The Artist’s Hourly Rate) x (Hours It Takes To Complete) + How Much They Have To Spend On Supplies / Materials.

So, assume that The Artist’s Hourly Rate is going to be at the bare minimum what *you* make per hour, and look up how long it takes on average to complete a project similar to what you are asking. Multiply those two things together, and don’t expect an artist’s commission rate to be anything *less* than that, as (except for digital art) the number you are looking at doesn’t include what they have to spend on supplies. 

Artists and Crafters, don’t let assholes like that try to scam or guilt *you* out of what your time and effort is worth. If they can’t afford to pay you the going rate, you can’t afford to take their commission.

Love without Sex

wambamanxiousman:

londonflowerboy:

fluffomatic:

diva-gonzo:

kroar15:

thathumbleweirdo:

musicaltrash15:

mia-the-dork:

snicker-doodle-bean:

insanelycoolish:

mild-madness:

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

OH DEFINITELY. Without doubt. 

Nearly liked this one on accident! Whoof

Accidentally liked

I accidentally liked but then I took that like away and now I’m rebloging

same

There’s lots of people who don’t have sex til marriage and they still love each other when dating

There are so many ways of love that don’t require physical intimacy to demonstrate love. So yes, as an Ace, hell yes it’s possible.

As an Asexual I can confirm that sex is not what love is about!

Ofc! Why isn’t this common sense?!

As someone who has a sexual dysfunction and can’t have sex, I really, sincerely hope sex isn’t a requirement to be happy in a relationship…

kateordie:

montypla:

shinobody:

plushestrumpest:

bakafox:

thebluestrokes:

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“So kids, like what your seeing?”

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“Samantha, I noticed that your “fun-o-meter’ is stuck in the middle. Why is that?

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“Well the robots are cool, but why aren’t there any girls?”

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“Why couldn’t the long lost brother be a long lost sister?“

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“And how are all their disparate technologies able to connect to each other?”

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“Doesn’t like boys!”

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“Doesn’t understand robots!”

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“That’s”

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“That’s not what I said!”

Damn.

Cartoon Network is getting too damn real

That’s pretty goddamn ironic from a network which cancelled a superhero show because it was watched by too many girls, due to belief that it’s impossible to market superhero merch to girls

I’m fairly sure that’s the joke.

(Also the network doesn’t make the show – people may not realize that Cartoon Network isn’t a giant conglomerate cartoon factory and actually consists of tens of thousands of individual creators, many of whom spend a significant portion of their day wondering what can we sneak past Cartoon Network?)

At least that’s what I’m like when I write for them. Zing!!

brunhiddensmusings:

ocheano:

justejauraisaimeetreprevenue:

don’t measure a woman’s worth by her clothes – terre des femmes

THIS NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED SO FREAKING MUCH, TODAY PEOPLE CALLED ME WHORE BECAUSE I WAS WEARING A SKIRT AND WE ARE IN SUMMER, IT’S SO HOT IN THIS COUNTRY AND I HAVE TO USE PANTS SO GUYS DON’T GET ” DISTRACTED ”

respect girls

you may notice not one of those words is positive, not even neutral

its a game where there are no correct answers, just different ways to be told you are invalid, wrong, and should be ashamed. thats a shitty game to force people to play