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by Pinuphottie

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

Centaur: *eating a carrot*

Human: So does stuff like that go through both stomachs or…

Centaur: *pauses mid chew* *swallows hard* Well that’s something else to keep me up at night.

by Pinuphottie

bookworm3741:

Ginny cheats on me-

*Night Of Revenge*

Harry: Look, I hope you’re not mad about the whole Ginny situation-

I never was mad. Upset, disappointed, sad, maybe… But, I was never mad. I understand some things are meant to be and she had feelings for you. It was only a matter of time.

Harry: Okay, I’m glad you’re not angry with me. I’m still your best mate.

Dean: Yeah, I’m not-

Harry: Wait, wha-

*voice becomes loud enough for Ron to hear*

Ron: What was that?

Harry: No, Dean has it wrong. My hand slipped and I accidentally- 

Ron: How can your hand accidentally grab my sister’s chest?!

Harry: I was giving her a hug then my hand slipped and touched her… Chest area.

Ron: How does that even accidentally happen?

*argument continues*

Harry: I didn’t touch your sister’s boobs!