Demon Boyfriend (Damien)

momolady:

A very cute little commission for @knottykorgi. A girl accidentally summons a demon into her craft shop. The classic story of girl summons demon. I hope you all enjoy!

   I was never really that great at magic. What I was good at was sewing things. I’ve always been crafty, much to the chagrin of my family. I learned simple spells to keep them appeased just so I could continue my hobby of making little plush toys. As I grew I was able to summon big bolts of fabric, nicer needles, finer thread. I became quite good at that. Anything else just spelled disaster.

   I’ve finally opened a shop where I sell my wares, or well, toys I guess is the best word. I sell toys that I make. Plushies of all shapes and sizes fill every corner of my shop. My micro plushies have become a hot trend with the local school. They come in to buy them and attach them to keychains that I have seen grow massive. It seems the more you have in the same style is what’s cool. So I get kids coming in and fighting over who gets the last lion or unicorn. I’ve started to have to make more and more each day. Yeah, every day I have t make more of these tiny suckers.

   I’m having to even try and whip some up during the day, rather than after the shop closes. I’ve considered hiring help, but I feel that defeats the purpose of my store. I want to be able to make everything I sell.

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Alien King

momolady:

This commission is a bit more different than my usual fare. It’s still a good story and I enjoyed writing it so much. It’s dark so take heed.

Tensions are high on the ship after news that several stations near you have been attacked. No one has been able to contact them to find out if there are any survivors. All communication is lost at this point. No one knows how or why these stations were hit, all that they knew was that you had to assume everyone was dead. This wasn’t any good news for the ship you were on. The Nero Rising was a colony ship and it had been headed to one of the stations that had ‘gone dark’ as they called it.

   You were on the medical team and the recent stress was not doing anyone any favors. More than once a day you were administering anxiety medication. Panic attacks were becoming the norm and this only added to the pressure onboard. You feel as if there is a thumb pressing down on the back of your neck.

   Staring out the window into space you can’t help but feel as if there is some proverbial boogieman. Ever since you first went into space you’ve always had this feeling. It was like when you were little and was afraid of the monster under your bed. Very similarly, all of space felt like the infinitesimal crawl space under the bed. The endless darkness with its unreachable depths could hold any number of terrors. You just had one though. Something that crawled out of your dreams and now seemed all too real. It was a monster made of shadows and knives, it was both beautiful and alluring while also being terrifying beyond reason.    

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Monster Boyfriend (WRLD)

momolady:

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A commission for @glitterdickkel of their oc WRLD. I had such a fun time with this one. OC’s are always some of my favorite challenges!

 You’ve been finding excuses to not go home. You stay later at work when you can, or you go to the grocery store. On several occasions you have just lied, saying you were going to your parents or visiting friends, but really you just went to the park and sat on a bench for a few hours. You really don’t like going home right now. Your boyfriend is a drunk, more often than not he’s three sheets to the wind when you come back. He’s lazy too and has already lost the job he got no less than a month ago.

   Right now, you sit on the same park bench you’ve been frequenting, eating something from a fast food joint, and scrolling through your phone. You know you should dump this guy, but there are still feelings there, for some dumb reason. You’re also scared, you have no idea who would want you if you left this asshole.

   You set your phone aside and sigh as you lean back to look u at the sky. It’s starting to get dark out, and the street lamps are coming on. You see a few people still lingering around, probably drug addicts and murderers, you think to yourself.

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severus-snickerdoodle:

lay-some-hate:

wahbegan:

teaboot:

ryulongd:

rune-midgarts:

goodtimegang:

brakehagev2:

guys this is actually real like a real person wrote this

“more than enough” oh you fucking saints, absolutely pouring wealth onto the unfortunates

lol this is amazing

Dear Prudie,

I think I just witnessed a murder

You fucking monster

GET HER PRUDENCE

No wonder why her name is PRUDENCE

Okay also it’s really unsafe for some of those kids to trick-or-treat in their own neighborhoods. I think yall forget sometimes that there are real neighborhoods where real kids get shot through their windows by the crossfire of gang fights. Would you want your kids trick-or-treating in these neighborhoods?? NO! You would drive them to nicer neighborhoods where the risk of them being killed is much less.

This has been a PSA. Thank you, and goodnight.

Stop being so sexual, like goddamn.

slytherinstation:

smolbeanbella:

((I haven’t been answering anything like this, but this needs to be addressed. Our community has one of the worst double standards ever. We go at women who are being “sexual” calling them sluts or whores, or just being generally nasty to them. Then with males, or male characters, y’all get all hot and bothered, and you say how handsome and sexy they are. Why? Why attack the woman for being “sexual” when they are doing basically the same as men. The first time I ever got hate like this, I was doing Bellatrix. She was in a hoodie that only showed my shoulders, and I Implied that she was going to have sex with someone. I didn’t show the act, or show my body. Another time is when I did Pansy, and I had a sucker. The amount of people who messaged me calling me a “slut” or a “whore” for having a sucker, is ridiculous. But then you can have gay ships (cough cough wolfstar) and have them talking about literally fucking, and y’all eat it up. This has bugged me since I started rping, and it just doesn’t make sense. It confuses me, that you attack women, for being women, and trying to use the body that was given to them. I personally feel sorry for the fact that you cannot handle me being vaguely sexual, and I truly wonder how you survive real life, with all the sexual things around us. Very Freudian.))

((I’m so glad you addressed this, Bella. I’ve experienced similar things where I come online as Remus and insinuate extremely sexual things about the Wolfstar ship and everyone loves it to pieces but then I come online as Pansy and insinuate sexual things and I’m being too provocative. I’ve gotten anons before claiming that I “perpetuate the objectification of women” by playing Pansy in such a flirty way. This is the same Pansy that I’ve done threads where she cries and breaks down and has real depth as a character. But these anons don’t have anything to say about that of course.

Now this isn’t to say I don’t get tons of support (because I do) and my friends in this community cheer me on whether I’m being flirty or angsty. However, the problem arises when there are these anons who think they get to have an opinion on how a human being represents themselves on their own blog.

So here’s a PSA: if you can handle the soft, moonboi sexual bants but are for some reason offended by the fishnets, short skirt Pansy bants, LEAVE.

Thanks for coming to my tedTalk.))

Room Monsters (Farrah & Bannon)

momolady:

Remember Farrow and Barbol? Well this is their kids. Feel old yet? I am so super excited to bring you this story as Farrah and Bannon have grown up and found love.

   When you were little, you had friends who you played with. That’s doesn’t fully explain who your friends were though. They were something much more than the friends you had at school. They were something special and unbelievable. They came out from under your bed, a place you had assumed was only for storage and dust bunnies. They came out of the shadows, calling it The Down.

   “I’m Farrah,” one says. Her voice is sweet and melodious. She looks fluffy and is all black. She has a mouth full of shiny glowing fangs.

   “Bannon,” the second murmurs. Despite his size, his voice is already husky. His body is longer and less fluffy.

   You play with them as much as possible, enjoying the little world you build with them. As they grow, you notice they take on more defined shapes. Farrah is tall with a billowy tail. Her arms are long but her legs are short. She has a dragon-like head that’s been flattened and she has long tendrils going down her back from the top of her head. Bannon looks like a mix of a caterpillar and a bear. He’s big and solid and so fluffy. His eyes and arms appear everywhere on him. His head is massive and he has cleft lips like a snake or puppy.

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