Remi: Oh, you probably have a date or something, right?
Sirius: Uh…. it’s not a dress...
Sirius: Uh… Liam wanted to know what lingerie looked like because…. because… HES SECRETLY WANTS TO TRY SOME ON!
Liam: WHAT?!
Remi: *Remi + Siri in lingerie = Nope. Can’t. Huh?*
Remi: *violently shakes head to clear it of Siri fantasies, all of which involve lingerie now* Oh wow Liam, never knew you were into that. No judgement of course. But, uh, we probably shouldn’t tell Jamie about this right? She’d probably spontaneously combust or something.