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Headcanon

When Edward was having his bachelor party Jasper and Emmett decided to have a serious talk.

Edward already reading their mind answers in shame, “Yes, I know. That’s why I’m so against it.”

“Remind Bella vampires are hella strong. Your dick could kill her,” Emmett says.

Jasper nods in agreement.

“You know how stubborn she gets when her minds made up. She has this unrealistic expectation that I will be strong enough not to hurt her.”

Meanwhile back at Bella’s house.

“His dick could literally kill you,” Rose explains looking her dead in the eye.

Bella, with no hesitation. “I’d die for that dick.”