patrick-cocksweater:

Anon request: Headcannons on bowers gang with an s/o who loved to grind on their thighs?

Henry:

* fucking obsessed with it

* The first time you did it, he almost came in his pants right then and there

* Watching you in just your panties grinding away on his clothed leg was probably the hottest thing he’d ever seen

* He’ll make you sit on his lap in public and squirm around on him

* Then he’ll grab your hips and hold them nice and tight

* Any sex with him after that is going to be rough as hell and fucking awesome

* “You like rubbing yourself on my leg, baby? You’re such a good little whore.”

Patrick:

* He’s absolutely fucking delighted

* It makes him feel suuuuper fucking powerful, especially when you’re stark naked and he’s fully clothed

* Will grab you by the throat while he watches you

* “You wanna grind yourself on my leg like a little bitch in heat?”

* Will flip you right over and fuck you like a fuckin jackhammer

* Will want you to straddle his lap in public or in Belch’s car so everyone can see

* Will always make sure you have nowhere to sit but his lap

Belch:

* Blushes like crazy

* But goes rock hard like instantly

* Will keep a firm grip on your hips while he watches

* Or his hands will wander all over your body, stopping to squeeze your tits and ass along the way

* “You’re so fucking hot, Little Lady…”

* Honestly would probably undo his pants and just pick you up and drop you right on his dick

* If you sit on his lap in public he’ll get so turned on

Vic:

* Omg

* Laughed a little in surprise when you did it the first time, but couldn’t take his eyes off you

* Pretty much just stares in awe at first

* Then he’ll tangle a hand in your hair, touch your face, put his thumb between your lips

* He’ll want you to keep eye contact with him

* And he’ll kiss you

* Then he’s gonna guide you onto your back and fuck you like there’s no tomorrow

You know I gotta ask from Patrick hcs. How about ones where his s/o is a childhood/family friend, and they had too many years of sexual frustration and it just snaps? Please, and THANK YOU FOR WRITING FOR THE BOWERS BOYS!!!

patrick-cocksweater:

I LOVE THIS HELL YEAH

💀 You’ve known Patrick for years. Really, the whole town knows Patrick. You were just saddled with a somewhat unfortunate position. Your parents and his parents have always been close.

💀 He used to really frighten you as a kid, but the older you got the better you understood his games. He loves to push buttons and make people uncomfortable. The more you understood, the less you reacted and that pissed Patrick off.

💀 Somewhere around high school, he switched up his tactics. He was a naturally handsy guy, but he really started to go to town on you.

💀 Once in the hallway, he snakes a hand up under your skirt and grabs a fistful of your ass hard enough to bruise. You yelp and try to whirl around and backhand him, but he’s already disappeared into the crowd.

💀 One day as he’s sitting behind you in class, he reaches forward and unhooks your bra through your shirt, quick as a flash. You spin around and flip him off. He enjoys watching you squirm around trying to hook it again.

💀 Though you’d never admit it out loud, your raging teenage hormones start to make you feel real weird about all this extra attention.

💀 Eventually you think, okay, what can I do to fuck with him back? Then it hits you: start reacting positively. See what the fuck happens.

💀 In class one day, you feel his fingers start wandering up your spine. You not-very-subtly lean into it and feel his hand freeze. You peer over your shoulder at him and smile, biting your lip. He looks confused, then angry. He leaves you alone for the rest of the day.

💀 One night, your parents inform you that they’re going out with Patrick’s parents and will be back late. Nothing weird there, you know his parents will do just about anything to get away from him.

💀 You’re settling in for a nice night of having the house to yourself. You’re playing loud music, dancing around your room in a t-shirt and panties (I mean that’s what I do when I’m home alone I’m just assuming that’s what everyone else does too lmfao)

💀 Somehow you don’t notice your window opening. You also don’t notice the leggy teenage boy climbing through until it’s too late.

💀 You spin around and freeze once you see him. He’s staring at you with the most wicked smile on his face, like a starving dog staring at a piece of meat.

💀 Oh fuck. You open your mouth to say “what the FUCK are you doing” but he’s already on you. He grabs you by the back of your neck and slams you, face down, onto your bed.

💀 You yelp and start struggling. He laughs. He’s running his hands up and down your legs and grabbing your ass.

💀 “Quit struggling,” he says, “you think I haven’t seen the way you look at me? Practically begging me for this. I’ve always known you were a little whore. Be the nice girl everyone thinks you are and stay still, now.” He’s so giddy he’s practically giggling like a schoolgirl.

💀 Honestly, you can’t pretend you haven’t fantasized about this. The feeling of his fingers traveling your body makes you squirm and shiver.

💀 He wrenches your panties down and kneels, pulling them free from your ankles. He runs his hands up your legs, ankle to thigh, and lands a slap on your ass so hard you cry out.

💀 He flips you over onto your back and pulls your shirt up, exposing your breasts. You move to try to cover yourself but he grabs your wrists in one hand and pins them to the mattress above your head. That goddamn smile doesn’t leave his face.

💀 he leans down and crushes his mouth against yours. His kiss is sloppy and inexperienced. Messy. Hungry. He bites your lip hard and you gasp and wrap your legs around his waist.

💀 He laughs at your flushed, desperate expression before pressing two fingers to your entrance, delighted to feel you’re already wet. He presses both fingers in for just a moment, then brings them to his lips to taste you.

💀 He lets go of your hands and undoes his belt and jeans. After that he wastes no time in hooking your calves over his shoulders and pushing in. You cry out in surprise but he barely gives you any time to adjust before he’s just going to town on you.

💀 He grabs your face, forcing you to look him in the eye. “Don’t even think about being quiet now,” He purrs down at you, “scream for me.”

💀 You’re barely even able to think, he’s jackhammering into you so hard. All you can manage is to whine out his name over and over.

💀 He pushes your thighs even farther up so you’re practically bent in half. He’s making full, relentless contact with your G-spot now, and you DO start screaming.

💀 He cackles wildly but doesn’t slow his pace. You reach up and wrap your arms around his neck, digging into his back with your nails hard enough to break skin.

💀 He growls down at you as he thrusts a few more times and finishes deep inside you.

💀 You both lay there for a few moments, catching your breath, before he grins down at you again, pulls out, and does his pants back up.

💀 “Thanks, princess. I think I’ll see you again tomorrow.”

Dragon Pirate Boyfriend

momolady:

I did an art trade with the utterly amazing @trash-chan-art. She wanted a dragon and I threw a pirate into the mix and boom. Pirate Dragon, who is named Bray.

   It’s been nearly a week now since the storm. You’ve managed to cobble together something of a livable situation from the wreckage. The island you ended up on had plenty of food and even a supply of fresh water. The only thing was you had washed up on shore the very man you had wished the storm upon.

   Lord Bray of the Dragon Tides, a pirate warlord who had captured your ship three months ago. He had taken you and most of the people on board hostage. He was in the middle of negotiations when the storm hit. It took down not only your rescue but his ship and fleet as well. You two appeared to be the only survivors.

“It figures,” you mutter. “Even hell doesn’t want his scaly ass.”

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Ok, this is saying a lot because I honestly am a HUGE fan…but I think this is my favorite so far! At least in the top fav 5, for sure! 

fanfic writer: *writing* Oh wow, they are going to love this. This is by far my best work!
fic: *witty lines* *perfect love making* *fluffy enough to kill us all* *a dash of angst, a smidgen of hurt/comfort*
fanfic writer: Oh man. This is it. This will be my legacy! *sweats into fic* *bleeds into fic* *cries into fic* *spends days perfecting the grammar and verbage and sex scenes* *has 15 betas look over it*
fanfic writer: Okay. It is finally time to release my baby on the world. Here you go fandom. You’re welcome.
fandom: Ha, cute. *like* *kudos*
fanfic writer: :/
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same fanfic writer: *writing* Whatever. This is shit, I don’t even care right now. A singing squirrel? Sure, let’s do it. Haha, cheesy lines that make no sense, sure. Grammatical errors out the wazoo? Why not. No one’s going to read this piece of crap anyway, I literally wrote it on a scrap of 1 ply toilet paper with a broken yellow crayon.
fanfic writer: LOL *post*
fandom: OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EVER GRANTED US WITH, WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE, OMG, I NEED A SEQUEL IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE. WHAT THE. I’M NOT EVEN WORTHY. *kudosrebloglikereccomment*
fanfic writer: *sigh*

A Trial in Miscommunication

notyouraveragehalfblood:

hpandtheprinter:

themarudersera:

hpandtheprinter:

lifeasamarauder:

themarudersera:

hpandtheprinter:

themarudersera:

hpandtheprinter:

themarudersera:

hpandtheprinter:

themarudersera:

hpandtheprinter:

Harry: Welcome home love… *shifts pants around*

So…I was thinking we could try something a little…different tonight..

((I’m back fam muhahahaha. And yes that is his Gryffindor tie and robe, it’s a kink, okay? Also this set was Zoe’s idea so blame her.))

Draco:harry darling i just got home from the wrst day at….

Draco:why hello there potter

Harry: So…?

Give us a nice little spin love…*Harry inhaled sharply as he took in his handy work* I mean this is my first go at it so it’s a bit rough but uh….

draco:oh come potter I’m no fun all tied up

Harry: I think it suits you quite well darling.

Now get the hell over here.

Draco:demanding now potter your such a tease

Harry: Oh but you know you enjoy it, Malfoy. *Harry began to rub Draco’s thigh up and down*

I think two can play at that no clothes game.

*Once Harry was free of his shirt he shifted Draco closer towards him on his lap.*

Draco:i like the way you think potter 

Harry: Who th- OH BLOODY FUCK.

*In Harry’s rush to become decent he ends up shoving Draco off his lap.*

*mouths to Draco* I’m sorry but- dammit. *slides out of chair*

*draco falls off harrys lap*

Harry: Uh Teddy.. Draco and I have something to tell you…yeah.

FIN

((OOC: best idea yet