Sirius:*sees a very pretty and smart girl that everybody wants eyeing him*
Sirius:eh
Sirius:*looks at Remus,who is almost choking on his chocolate because he’s snort-laughing too much*
Sirius:*whispers* fuck me
Deep Red – I’m in love with you. Red – I love you. Pink – I think you’re cute. Blue – You’re amazing. Rose – You’re pretty Purple – You’re hot. Plum – I would fuck you. Violet – I would date you. Aqua – I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender – You are my tumblr crush. Orange – I want to get to know you. Tangerine – We have a lot in common. Amber – I wish you would notice me. Cream – I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog
Lily Luna: Are you Professor Longbottoms daughter?
Alice : Yeah…
Alice : Aren’t you the girl who called my dad a fascist?
Lily Luna: He canceled quidditch, because of a plant. He canceled the best sport known to man, because there was allegedly a rare plant growing on the field, which there wasn’t. It was just James being an arse.
Lily Luna: And I mean fascist isn’t necessarily a bad thing. there are good fascist. I can’t think of any right now, but-
Alice : Shh, it’s fine.
Alice : My dad can be a little… Extreme when it comes to work. Though I’m not sure canceling Quidditch counts as extreme.
Pansexual Monster Girl 