A wonderful alien commission for @werewolfthot that I had the most fun time doing! I went out of my comfort zone to create a very unique and special alien boy. I hope you guys love this one.
The mission had partnered you with an alien from a planet that had recently joined the alliance. You were both assigned to work with one another and report back to your respective command. You would go about your daily routines and chores on the ship, but you had been assigned to share a deluxe cabin and so as you connect and get to know one another. You were both also to study up on each other’s homeworlds. That way, each of you would be able to study abroad on your respective planets with little culture shock.
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.
Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
It’s called the Murder Strut.
IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!
A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
This post went from Scientific to Feminist to Educational to HILARIOUS!
#make men get the fuck out of the way 2k17
I do this now. Stand my ground. Men look flabberghasted that i wont move out of the way. The most annoying thing is when i’m walking along holding Superpups hand (he’s 2.5 years old), and people walk right up to us and expect to go between us… so for me to let go of my toddlers hand for the sake of them. One person i actually had to put my free hand out and onto their chest to block the person to stop before they ploughed into us.
Sirius: So Muggles actually believe that little green men come down from the stars and pull them into their flying plates and stick shit up their arses for fun?
Remus: …. Pretty much, yeah.
Sirius: Where the bloody hell did they come up with that?
Remus: There’s actually a lot of people who have come out and said they’ve experienced this kind of encounter.
Sirius: IT’S TRUE!!?!
James: Wait — do I go on a date before or after I let them probe me?
Sirius: I DON’T WANT TO GO FLYING ON A GREEN MAN’S PLATE, MOONY! YOU KNOW I HAVE MOTION SICKNESS!
James: Should I call them after or should they call me? This is important. I don’t want to seem needy, Remus.
Sirius: ARE THEY WATCHING ME RIGHT NOW? MOONY YOU CAN’T LET THEM TAKE ME!!!
James: What if they think I look fat in these jeans?
Sirius: I MEAN, CLEARLY THEY WON’T BE ABLE TO RESIST PROBING THIS FINE ARSE!!!
James: I want to come across as suave but like, not too arrogant…