asktheboywholived:

Runaway: Part 1

(( OOC: Based off of “We Were Infinite” by @wolfstar-puppylove ( with minor changes to fit into my marauder time-line. *thumbs up* ) )) 

*Grimmauld Place shakes with Walburga’s screams as news of Andromeda’s wedding reaches the Black household* 

*crashes sound from Orion’s study, Walburga’s shrill voice carrying upstairs*

Walburga: A MUDBLOOD!? FILTH! TRAITOR! 

Sirius: *slams his quill down on his desk* 

Sirius: *mutter furiously to himself* Merlin, crazy old bat. 

Sirius: *nearly rips the door of his bedroom off its hinges* OI! 

Sirius: This is fucking ridiculous. *sits back down and attempts to focus on his homework* 

Sirius: *Doesn’t move, hoping Orion won’t call again* 

Sirius: Dammit… 

Sirius: *enters Orion’s study to find Walburga with her wand pointed at a smoking Black Family Tree, Andromeda’s name now reduced to charcoal* 

Orion: Your mother and I have something we’d like to discuss with you.

Sirius: *wary* No thanks, I’ll stand. 

Orion: Yes. 

Sirius: No…. no no no… 

Sirius: *snarls* Forget it. You two might be into the whole “incest” thing… but I’m not going to fuck my own cousin, just so you can have your purebred, two-headed offspring! 

Christ, this is crazy, even for you! 

Walburga: *shrieks* We will not have you sullying the bloodline with mudblood filth! You are the heir to the Noble house of- 

Sirius: *sighs dramatically* I know, I know. 

Sirius: I just can’t seem to help myself. Must be the inbreeding. 

Walburga: *dangerously* You will not spread our bloodline to filth, boy. 

Sirius: *laughs* A little to late for that, mumsy dear. 

Orion: … What are you talking about?

Sirius: Halfbreeds… “Mudbloods”… I like em all. If you think I give two shits about keeping the Black line “pure” you’re sadly mistaken. 

To Be Continued…