remus: *walks into hogwarts first day wearing an adorkable knitted sweater his shaggy hair and knibbling a chocolate frog*
sirius and tonks simultaneously: Dibs
*awkward pause*
sirius: i will literally cut you
remus: *walks into hogwarts first day wearing an adorkable knitted sweater his shaggy hair and knibbling a chocolate frog*
sirius and tonks simultaneously: Dibs
*awkward pause*
sirius: i will literally cut you