Sirius:
Are you dating anyone?
Remus:
Are you kidding me? My love life is a mess!
Sirius:
… I am a mess, can I be your love life?
Remus:
…
Remus:
…
Remus:
Shit. That was smooth.
XD
find find motherfuckers
so pansy, apparently you like unicorns
//BONUS//
BABY
MR. OPPRESSION.
Sexy, sexy, seeexxxxyyyyy. XD
When you think of me what is the first word that comes to mind? Tell me on Anon
Why would you think that?
Insult me
Someone insults Remus in front of Lily.
Someone insults Remus in front of Sirius.
Lily: I mean I wouldn’t call it a fight.
McGonagall: You broke his nose.
Lily: Well yeah, but he deserved it.
McGonagall: And why Ms. Evans did you think he so called deserved it?
Lily: BEAUSE HE CALLED SIRIUS A-
WELL,BECAUSE HE’S A JEALOUS LITTLE FUCK WHO IS TOO FAR IN THE CLOSET TO BE COMFORTABLE WITH SIRIUS’ OBVIOUS GAYNESS!
McGonagall: Ms. Evans!
Lily: I! -uh…sorry.
Lily: Look. I’ll take my detention,
Lily: But I refuse to apologize to bigots.
McGonagall: Have a cookie Evans.
((OOC: Lily Evans is online. Please keep her company with ask while she waits out her detention. ))
Was it hard when Sirius and Remus started dating?
Peter: Well, it certainly wasn’t flaccid.
Sirius sort of amused.
James yells from across the room. “Good one Peter!”
Remus chokes on this water clearly wearing Sirius’s clothes from the day before.
Do you play quidditch? You look like a keeper ;)
Send me your best pickup lines
Drunken Sailor
A very drunk Pirate Padfoot is found stumbling along a little too close to the end of the pier in the moonlight
Padfoot: *at the top of his lungs* WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR?
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR *hiccup*
WHAT DO YOU DO WITHA DRUNKEN SAILOR EAR-LIE UN THE MORNIN’?!
*begins to teeter a little too close to the edge*
*Siren Remus watches the bumbling man from the other side of the pier*
Remus: *notices the drunk wander to close to the edge* Stop!
Remus: *singing to the tune of Drunken Sailor* Come over here drunken sailor.
Remus: Come over here drunken sailor
Remus: So you don’t drown
Padfoot: *hears the eerie song of the siren carried over the winds of the shore*
Remus: Come over here to the singing stranger
Padfoot: You have a very pretty voice, love.
But those aren’t the right words
Remus: *
reallyouretellingthesirenhowtosing* What are the words then, pirate?
Padfoot: It’s way hey and up she rises!
And she’s gonna rise… very early in the morning.
Because I’m a sailor and that’s what we do.
But don’t worry, I can show you what to do with this drunk sailor *wink*
Remus: Get in the boat sailor. And lie down.
Padfoot: Naughty
I’ll be waiting in the boat
Got Chocolate?
~FIN
Remus: @askthatwolfboy
Tonks: @dorathemetamorphmagus
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