Kylo Ren’s beyond heterosexual. He’s not just straight, he’s the hyperstraight embodiment of heterosexuality itself. He’s like if a straight pride flag came to life.
Kylo Ren is absolutely the kind of person who tweets “Why not Straight Pride?” without any irony whatsoever he is a demon
He was literally created to be the privileged, straight white boy, the kind who gets angry at his parents, blacks, teh gays and vents that anger into joining an Alt-Right/Neo-Nazi group and shooting up a school or church.
He is the personification for the 21st century privilege.
^Kylo defined.
ALL OF THIS
He is not sympathetic, he’s not misunderstood…he’s what would happen if someone gave your average 4chan user a laser sword
“It happened years ago.” He tells you, after weeks of you begging. You’d seen a glimpse of his reflection once before. He’d tried to pass it off as fatigue. You both worked in the same department, at your computer desks all day…. you might have believed him, had you not snuck a picture of the event with your phone in secrecy. That, and you both dealt with paranormal paperwork day in and day out.
I love when babe is just running his mouth about things that bother him or things he likes, how he feels / how he hasn’t felt… like yessss baby let me hear it alllllllllll
Pansexual Monster Girl 