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theincognegra:

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

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THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

HELP ME PATRICK, I AM IN SERIOUS NEED OF CASH!!!

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I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.

lets see if this works

Pls

fuckit

i REALLY need that!

Considering nothing amazing really happens to me ever…. I could use it Roger.

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Harry Potter and the Secret History

Harry Potter and the Rise of Theodore Roosevelt 😂

Harry Potter and the Great Green Room

Harry Potter and the Drifters 

Harry Potter and the Bloody Chamber…

Harry Potter and the Anthology of British Literature

Harry Potter and the House of Leaves

Harry Potter and the Chofetz Chaim – Loving Kindness

Harry Potter and the Bitch Doctrine

Harry Potter and the Puritan Conscience and Modern Sexuality

Harry Potter and the Silk Road to Ruin

Harry Potter and Baking With Mary Berry

Harry Potter and the Last Course

Harry Potter and the Importance of Being Funny

Harry Potter, Vintage Spirits, and Forgotten Cocktails.

Harry Potter and Necropolis: London and its Dead

Harry Potter and Night of the Living Trekkies

Harry Potter and Words on Bathroom Walls

Harry Potter and Teach yourself Polish…

I’m not sure this is a winning title

Harry Potter and the Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. Hell yes.

Harry Potter and Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire

Harry Potter and the Victorian Book of the Dead.

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Please reblog! IMPORTANT FOR SMUT WRITERS 😂

EMALA we’ve gotcha covered hun @siriusly-emala-black

YES YES YES

See I am an amazing friend

Sometimes more content… is worse

@captofthesswolfstar and @asktheboywholived please I totally need your reactions to this

I wrote a fic based on this tweet a while back 😉

http://captofthesswolfstar.tumblr.com/post/153194304317/captofthesswolfstar-i-have-written-a-short-fic

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Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.

the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century

sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

She wore a fake beard, you guys.
She was the fucking boss.

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 

The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.