secondsandstars:

paper-mario-wiki:

nobody likes the “bad boys” who insult and degrade their partners while wearing pastel polos with popped collars, people like REAL bad boys who wear leather jackets and take a lot of care in how they shape their pompadour and carry around stiletto switchblades and care about their communities and ride a motorcycle and rebel against the government and says stuff like “NOBODY insults my gal” and gets in fistfights with dudes who catcall their girlfriends. THOSE bad boys are the guys everyone wants.

Yo Patrick is cannonly gay, he fucked henry, and theres no mentions of him ever being into girls, honey what the fuck are you doing?

pennywise-fucker:

patrick–hockstetter:

Doing roleplay the way I like to and ignoring peoples opinions because what I do makes me happy? What are you doing on this fine day?

Anon is wrong on both counts regardless, so… 😂