Sirius had spent all day lying is his bed thinking of stupid shit, so he decided to bug Marlene.
Sirius: Dude….do you think pigeons have feelings?
Marlene- “I- I- really?”
Marlene- “I guess so I don’t know,”
Sirius: There was one outside my window today, and it looked me dead in the eye, I swear.
Sirius: Feelings, Marlene! FEELINGS!
Marlene- “uh oh you know what Sirius,”
Marlene- “They probably do, you know those eggs we had today for breakfast? They were pigeon eggs taken straight from the nest. That must have been the mom, you broke her heart you ate her babies, how could you,”
Marlene- “how could you!!!”
Marlene- “WHYYYYYY SIRIUSSSSSSSSSSS!”
Sirius: I DON’T DESERVE TO LIIIIIIIIIIVE
Marlene- “the world we live in is so cruel, what if they did have feelings and we are just eating their little babies,”
Marlene- “we were babies eating babies so we had to grow up, and I hate growing up it sucks I mean Santa Claus isn’t real anymore and its’s so stressful,”
Sirius: *gross sobbing*………wait…
Sirius: *grosser sobbing*
Marlene- “you didn’t know?”
Marlene- *hardcore sobbing “I’m a ruiner, I ruined Santa Claus, I’m a monster”
Pansexual Monster Girl 