Remus: Sirius, I’m really sorry that your parents disowned you
Sirius: It’s okay, I’ve come to terms with it.
Remus: You should probably change your last name
Sirius: Yeah? To what?
Remus: Lupin
Sirius: ….Wait a minute DID YOU JUST PROPOSE DON’T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF – Oh hello Professor McGonagall
crush 1:date crush…i’d date you (lol oh gods you wouldn’t) crush 3:beauty crush…i think you’re really beautiful ( . /// .) crush 6: cute crush…when i see or hear about you, i get butterflies (oh…oops?) crush 7: cuddly crush…i feel like kissing you all the time! (oh uh…)