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The Signs as Filthy Frank Quotes:

by Pinuphottie

iidubbbz:

Aries: “I am the pussy master!”

Taurus: “Ravioli, ravioli, what’s in the pocketoli.”

Gemini: “I don’t need pickup lines because they don’t work on corpses.”

Cancer: “I’m gonna be so fucking clean that I’m shitting Febreze”

Leo: “I hope you have insurance because I’m about to destroy your pussy.”

Virgo: “I let the drop beat like old people with polio.”

Libra: “Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker!”

Scorpio: “I set a kid in a wheelchair on fire the other day…..Hotwheels!”

Sagittarius: “It’s all fun and games until some kid dies. Then it’s hilarious.”

Capricorn: ”It’s time to stop.”

Aquarius: “You know in this game, you gotta eat the whole ass bro.”

Pisces: “I have a belt and i’m not afraid to hang myself.”

41, 42, 43 please and thank you.

by Pinuphottie

taco-slap:

  • 41:When was the last time you got really really happy and why?

my friend is over tonight and ive just felt really happy because i can just like yell at her (in a good way) 

  • 42:What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?

man idk things get weird after 2 am so probably something gross

  • 43:How do you start a conversation?

yo yo yo 

A Trial in Miscommunication

by Pinuphottie

hpandtheprinter:

lifeasamarauder:

themarudersera:

hpandtheprinter:

themarudersera:

hpandtheprinter:

themarudersera:

hpandtheprinter:

themarudersera:

hpandtheprinter:

Harry: Welcome home love… *shifts pants around*

So…I was thinking we could try something a little…different tonight..

((I’m back fam muhahahaha. And yes that is his Gryffindor tie and robe, it’s a kink, okay? Also this set was Zoe’s idea so blame her.))

Draco:harry darling i just got home from the wrst day at….

Draco:why hello there potter

Harry: So…?

Give us a nice little spin love…*Harry inhaled sharply as he took in his handy work* I mean this is my first go at it so it’s a bit rough but uh….

draco:oh come potter I’m no fun all tied up

Harry: I think it suits you quite well darling.

Now get the hell over here.

Draco:demanding now potter your such a tease

Harry: Oh but you know you enjoy it, Malfoy. *Harry began to rub Draco’s thigh up and down*

I think two can play at that no clothes game.

*Once Harry was free of his shirt he shifted Draco closer towards him on his lap.*

Draco:i like the way you think potter 

Harry: Who th- OH BLOODY FUCK.

*In Harry’s rush to become decent he ends up shoving Draco off his lap.*

*mouths to Draco* I’m sorry but- dammit. *slides out of chair*

A Trial in Miscommunication

by Pinuphottie

lifeasamarauder:

themarudersera:

hpandtheprinter:

themarudersera:

hpandtheprinter:

themarudersera:

hpandtheprinter:

themarudersera:

hpandtheprinter:

Harry: Welcome home love… *shifts pants around*

So…I was thinking we could try something a little…different tonight..

((I’m back fam muhahahaha. And yes that is his Gryffindor tie and robe, it’s a kink, okay? Also this set was Zoe’s idea so blame her.))

Draco:harry darling i just got home from the wrst day at….

Draco:why hello there potter

Harry: So…?

Give us a nice little spin love…*Harry inhaled sharply as he took in his handy work* I mean this is my first go at it so it’s a bit rough but uh….

draco:oh come potter I’m no fun all tied up

Harry: I think it suits you quite well darling.

Now get the hell over here.

Draco:demanding now potter your such a tease

Harry: Oh but you know you enjoy it, Malfoy. *Harry began to rub Draco’s thigh up and down*

I think two can play at that no clothes game.

*Once Harry was free of his shirt he shifted Draco closer towards him on his lap.*

Draco:i like the way you think potter