Yo Patrick is cannonly gay, he fucked henry, and theres no mentions of him ever being into girls, honey what the fuck are you doing?

pennywise-fucker:

patrick–hockstetter:

Doing roleplay the way I like to and ignoring peoples opinions because what I do makes me happy? What are you doing on this fine day?

Anon is wrong on both counts regardless, so… 😂

I love your writing!💞 Could you do a HC for all boys (not poly) where you take them out to eat on their birthday and you get them to sing Happy Birthday to him? (Where some of the workers bring you a piece of cake with a candle and sing Happy Birthday to you) I hope that makes sense!

pennywise-fucker:

This was a little hard for me, not gonna lie, but I hope you like it still!

Henry:

  • Would be completely thrown off
  • A very “wtf” look on his face
  • He would be inwardly embarrassed, but hide it pretty well
  • He’d devour the cake afterwards though
  • He’d be kind of a dick afterwards, asking why you’d embarrass him like that
  • Really, something like that would just be too much for the guy

Patrick:

  • Pretty indifferent
  • Not big on that kind of stuff, but doesn’t bother him either
  • He’d share the cake with you, but insist you do “something else” for him later
  • It’d still be a pretty basic date, mostly him wanting to get through it and wanting you alone

Belch:

  • He’d get a little bashful, but happy
  • He’d definitely thank you
  • He would also share his cake
  • He’d gloat about how good of a s/o you are
  • Lots of love from him

Vic:

  • Sit awkwardly during the singing(as most of us do)
  • Definitely would thank you afterwards
  • He’d share his cake – you’d probably eat more of it than he would
  • He’d attempt to look as content as possible about it
  • Grateful but still would find it as awkward as most people do
  • Would make sure you knew how sweet you are and how happy he is to be with you

the-stars-descend:

ultward:

people irl often don’t believe me when i say that edward is a redhead and every single time i get into this argument i have to pull up proof in the form of official illustrations and just the overwhelming abundance of pre-movie fanart of him with orange hair. (i often forget that a lot of people never got exposed to that early fandom, book-centric content that i was neck deep in back during the heyday of the fandom.) stephenie can call it “bronze” all she wants and everyone is free to interpret that as they wish, but when you google “bronze color” this is what comes up:

and if you saw a person with hair that color you would absolutely call them a redhead. this has been a psa

Yes! Thank you! She refers to his hair most often as bronze. She has also called it reddish brown, and auburn and I think that confuses people? And in certain lightings bronze does look brown. But if you compare literal bronze to actual “redhead” hair it’s pretty similar. I put this together a few months ago as a personal reference (sorry, I hope you don’t mind me adding to your post):

jessicanjpa:

the-stars-descend:

the-stars-descend:

Here’s a (not entirely complete) theory: every person imprinted on has had ties to the tribe, Nessie being the only exception (that I know of). There’s something about her that caused Jacob to imprint on her when normally he wouldn’t have? Perhaps the same something that causes nearly everyone else she comes into contact with to become so quickly enamored with her. 

@jessicanjpa said: Well, there WAS a Swan in one of those family trees…


wHAt what…. WHAT WHAAAAAT?! where?!

So yeah Molly Swan was Old Quil’s wife. (Son of Quil II, who met the Cullens in 1936)

It may not mean anything other than the idea that the Swans have been in the area for a long time and have always been close to the Quileutes, and Molly might not even have been related to Charlie’s grandparents at all… but this is the Twilight Universe of Amazing Coincidences, soooo… And I always assumed Quil was 100% Quileute which would mean Molly herself was too?

Anyway, this could be the basis for those shifter!Bella fics, but I’m not sure about that.