Golem Boyfriend (Part One)

momolady:

A commisson for @kaylamoonbeam which I had an absolute blast with! I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did.

   Years ago your family betrothed you to a great knight, and if you were honest he was a bit intimidating. He was so well loved in the kingdom and so dedicated to his job. He’s also very handsome, which would be enough to intimidate you. To make things worse he’s actually kind to you. But aside from that, he doesn’t really show any interest in you.

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cezulian:

I hope all of the kids from “It” grow up to be good folks and don’t get their whole shit fucked up by the entertainment industry. I hope those kids succeed and love what they do and form healthy relationships with others and themselves, I hope for that with all my heart.

dcjosh:

helloelloh:

malformalady:

Australian scientists have developed a pair of anti-shark wetsuits that make divers appear invisible by camouflaging their bodies in the sea and trick sharks into thinking surfers are poisonous. A team of researchers from the University of Western Australia joined forces with designers from  Shark Attack Mitigation Systems (SAMS) to create the suits. The blue pattern of the Elude suit can’t be seen by the shark because the fish are colour blind. While the stripes on the Diverter suit mimic the colours of poisonous fish to warn the sharks off.

THIS is how you deal with shark attacks. Not by killing or hunting the sharks, but by protecting yourself when you go into the water. A+

Why have we only just now done this?

writingwithcolor:

so-many-miles-to-go:

aworldinneedofmagic:

the-independent-jew:

so-many-miles-to-go:

smol-mother-rose:

so-many-miles-to-go:

Yeah, there’s a reason for that.

It’s called: antisemitic caricature.

I don’t understand what’s Jewish about mother gothel… she has a typical Disney face doesn’t she? Is it the curly hair..? I mean her nose and everything else seem normal?

I’m sorry, I’m just trying to figure it out, you don’t have to answer if you don’t want to.

dark curly hair – long hooked nose – darker complexion than the blond blue eyed heroine 9and really the rest of the cast – portrayed as greedy and evil.

Lisa Edelstein is Jewish.  As are Idina Menzel and Amy Winehouse, both of whom I have seen compared in looks to Gothel.  Gothel’s design is a pretty clear caricature of ethnically Jewish women.  


This is a pretty good contrast between Rapunzel and Gothel.  Rapunzel has the “typical Disney face”:

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Here’s a more close up look at her features.

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The hooked nose becomes even more pronounced as she becomes “eviler.”

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If you wanted to claim that there was noting out of the ordinary for Disney animation when it came to Gothel’s features, you would have to find at least one Disney princess or heroine with similar characteristics (long hooked nose and dark curly hair, etc).

But here is what we have is –

small noses that turn up at the end:

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wide, flatter noses (though cheers to Disney for not putting button noses on their characters of color, although Esmerelda’s clothing design deserves another essay on Rromani stereotypes and there are some major issues with Pocahontas as well)

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And then a few misc noses (again, props for Jasmine’s nose not being a button):

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Apart from just the design of Gothel, there’s also the whole: “obviously ‘other’ (read Jewish) woman kidnaps the pretty blonde (read: gentile) kid to use her for ritualistic/magical purposes”

Like that right there on top of the aesthetic Jewish-coding is what pushed the antisemitic caricature over the top for me.  It harkens back to antisemitic blood libel that claimed that Jews stole gentile children for all manner of nefarious reasons. Even when Gothel is in “mother” role to Rapunzel, she’s is shown as nagging and passive aggressive, both antisemitic stereotypes of Jewish women.

There is no one thing that makes her an antisemitic caricature, but the design, plus the storyline she plays out, plus her characterization cement the overall character as antisemitic.  

Jew-coding a villain is not in itself always antisemitic when there are also Jewish coded heroes. Rapunzel does not have that.

Having a villain steal a baby for magical/ritualistic reasons is not always antisemitic as long as the villain is not Jew-coded.  Rapunzel fails this as well.

Having a nagging and passive aggressive mother character is not antisemitic provided that she is not, again, coded as Jewish.  Rapunzel fails once again.

Hope this helps.


EDIT: @ariminak pointed out that some of my wording made it sound like Gothel’s features only stereotypically caricatured Ashkenazi women when in fact that is not the case.  I changed the language to remove that phrasing and make it clear that any ethnically Jewish women can be affected by this type of aesthetic trope. If you reblogged the old version, could you please delete it and reblog this one instead.

Spread this version so people recognize that this stuff harms all Jewish women.

omfg can y’all chill the fuck out, any race can be portrayed as hero or villain, it’s a fucking kids movie not a political statement

So I’m guessing you’re white and a gentile. As such, you’ve more than likely grown up looking at tv and movies and fairytales and seeing your face in those of the heroes.

Jewish people don’t get that.  When we are portrayed in live action, our characters are more often than not whitewashed and in other media, our features are used and caricaturized to create “evil looking” villains.

You don’t see it because you’ve been ingrained with the idea that “ethnic” features are just “how you make a character look evil.”  You don’t look at Gothel and see your mother.  You don’t see yourself and your people.  You don’t see decades of propaganda aimed at fostering hate against you and ultimately seeking to destroy you.  

But seeing how you also seem to think that saying you’re not attracted to an entire race of people ISN’T racist, you really don’t get any say on any of this.

So really, you need to chill the fuck out and stop telling marginalized people to stop talking about the tools of our own marginalization.

Let’s play a game I like to call: Movie Villain or Antisemitic Propaganda:

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Many “evil witch” tropes were built on European antisemitic stereotypes, not just in appearance but in the storylines they play out as well. Greediness, stealing children, killing children, hunger for power, etc.  Every time a movie villain design uses stereotyped Jewish features to communicate “evilness” to an audience, they perpetuate the marginalization of the people they are using. 

One big issue I have is that Gothel’s didn’t start out as the antisemitic caricature that made it to screen.  Much of the early concept art has a more dark romanticism feel.  

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They changed the original design. Presumably to make Gothel more “other” from the good characters in the movie.  At some point, a decision was made that dark curly hair and a hooked nose wound better convey their villain.

It really doesn’t matter if any of this was intentional, I’d actually bet that it wasn’t.  However, antisemitic tropes are so engrained in our societies that people like you, even when confronted with a step by step break down of what it is, feel comfortable thinking that there’s nothing wrong with it and mocking those calling it out as if we are overreacting.

You seem to have completely ignored the majority of my post.  It is the character design, plus the characterization, plus the story line that mirrors blood libel that makes Gothel an antisemitic character.  It’s not just about someone of a certain race or ethnicity being a villain.  It’s about how stereotypes of a certain ethnic group are understood as “villainous” due to villains being repeatedly coded as Jewish over decades of film and tv.

And contrary to your naive belief, all media is political to some extent. Every time a historically present minority is not included in film (ex: lily-white Harlem in Fantastical Beasts) or when a minority character is whitewashed, or when the “ethnic” features of a minority are used almost universally to portray bad guys, it is a political and social issue.  When you never see yourselves as the people who play the hero or even see your people existing in a portrayal of a place where they should be, it is not benign.

Reblogging again for these additions.

it’s been months since you’ve made that post and i still think about it every single day. please tell us more about Brad, Bruce Wayne’s illegitimate son.

glumshoe:

theflashisgone:

glumshoe:

Brad gets the impression that Tim is the sort of dweeby nerd that probably gets bullied a lot, and chalks his emotionally-repressed angst and weird bruises up to the effects of getting beaten up at school. 

So he decides to teach him how to fight.

Does Brad actually know how to fight?

No. He took a karate class as an extra curricular during his first semester of college and then tried to form a “Fight Club” with his two roommates. It lasted a week.

Gorgon & Mimic Boyfriends (Part 1)

momolady:

A commission for @bullshitory. This is going to be a multi-parter so if you liked this one keep your eyes peeled for more.

You knew before they took you away that you were never coming back. Their voices were too sweet, and their manner was far too trite. They liked to believe that you were slow and stupid but that could not have been farther from the truth. You could read them from a mile away. You knew this had been coming for a long time. Ever since you were dropped off at the orphanage when you were little. The Sisters that ran the orphanage had been trying to find a way to get rid of you for far too many years now. They were always looking for a way that would abscond them from guilt.

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lukas-mcnougat:

sokumotanaka:

writing-prompt-s:

A man draws a gun in a dark alley and asks for your wallet. You begrudgingly obey. He throws it on the ground, shoots it till it screeches, and turns to you; “you’re safe now”.

“ Mimics right? ”

“ I know right? ” he scoffs

He laughs

I laugh

We both laugh

The gun laughs.

He shoots the gun with another gun.

Good times.

glumshoe:

I just caught a particularly annoying and elusive housefly by shining a bright flashlight at it and using the light to mask my movement. I was able to reach out and pluck it off my wall with no trouble. This action made me feel as though I were a fighter pilot, a spider, and a police interrogator simultaneously.