A man draws a gun in a dark alley and asks for your wallet. You begrudgingly obey. He throws it on the ground, shoots it till it screeches, and turns to you; “you’re safe now”.
“ Mimics right? ”
“ I know right? ” he scoffs
He laughs
I laugh
We both laugh
The gun laughs.
He shoots the gun with another gun.
Good times.
but…
me: maybe… I do… want to be in a relationship… perhaps… that would be… nice… possibly
me @ myself, immediately: what the fuck is this? a nicholas sparks novel? shut up
I love your writing!💞 Could you do a HC for all boys (not poly) where you take them out to eat on their birthday and you get them to sing Happy Birthday to him? (Where some of the workers bring you a piece of cake with a candle and sing Happy Birthday to you) I hope that makes sense!
This was a little hard for me, not gonna lie, but I hope you like it still!
Henry:
- Would be completely thrown off
- A very “wtf” look on his face
- He would be inwardly embarrassed, but hide it pretty well
- He’d devour the cake afterwards though
- He’d be kind of a dick afterwards, asking why you’d embarrass him like that
- Really, something like that would just be too much for the guy
Patrick:
- Pretty indifferent
- Not big on that kind of stuff, but doesn’t bother him either
- He’d share the cake with you, but insist you do “something else” for him later
- It’d still be a pretty basic date, mostly him wanting to get through it and wanting you alone
Belch:
- He’d get a little bashful, but happy
- He’d definitely thank you
- He would also share his cake
- He’d gloat about how good of a s/o you are
- Lots of love from him
Vic:
- Sit awkwardly during the singing(as most of us do)
- Definitely would thank you afterwards
- He’d share his cake – you’d probably eat more of it than he would
- He’d attempt to look as content as possible about it
- Grateful but still would find it as awkward as most people do
- Would make sure you knew how sweet you are and how happy he is to be with you
My Dad handed me a wine glass full of cola so I could feel fancy while drinking my soda. He knows me too well.