Draco: *storms into the Slytherin Dungeon* POTTER IS SUCH-
Blaise: Oh just make-out with Potter already and stop complaining about him!
*Everyone laughs*
Draco: Where did you think I just came from? I was going to say “Potter is such a great kisser.”
Blaise & Everyone: ….
Draco: Next time just let me finish a damn sentence.
XD
A Trial in Miscommunication
Harry: Welcome home love… *shifts pants around*
So…I was thinking we could try something a little…different tonight..
((I’m back fam muhahahaha. And yes that is his Gryffindor tie and robe, it’s a kink, okay? Also this set was Zoe’s idea so blame her.))
Draco:harry darling i just got home from the wrst day at….
Draco:why hello there potter
Harry: So…?
Give us a nice little spin love…*Harry inhaled sharply as he took in his handy work* I mean this is my first go at it so it’s a bit rough but uh….
draco:oh come potter I’m no fun all tied up
Harry: I think it suits you quite well darling.
Now get the hell over here.
Draco:demanding now potter your such a tease
Harry: Oh but you know you enjoy it, Malfoy. *Harry began to rub Draco’s thigh up and down*
I think two can play at that no clothes game.
*Once Harry was free of his shirt he shifted Draco closer towards him on his lap.*
Draco:i like the way you think potter
Harry: Who th- OH BLOODY FUCK.
*In Harry’s rush to become decent he ends up shoving Draco off his lap.*
*mouths to Draco* I’m sorry but- dammit. *slides out of chair*
*draco falls off harrys lap*
Harry: Uh Teddy.. Draco and I have something to tell you…yeah.
FIN
((OOC: best idea yet
…..holy shit, can I saw rainbow now or is that to late
Harry: It’ll never be too late for you love.
(((OOC (but actually Justin bieber)- ready when you are…..baby
A Trial in Miscommunication
Harry: Welcome home love… *shifts pants around*
So…I was thinking we could try something a little…different tonight..
((I’m back fam muhahahaha. And yes that is his Gryffindor tie and robe, it’s a kink, okay? Also this set was Zoe’s idea so blame her.))
Draco:harry darling i just got home from the wrst day at….
Draco:why hello there potter
Harry: So…?
Give us a nice little spin love…*Harry inhaled sharply as he took in his handy work* I mean this is my first go at it so it’s a bit rough but uh….
draco:oh come potter I’m no fun all tied up
Harry: I think it suits you quite well darling.
Now get the hell over here.
Draco:demanding now potter your such a tease
Harry: Oh but you know you enjoy it, Malfoy. *Harry began to rub Draco’s thigh up and down*
I think two can play at that no clothes game.
*Once Harry was free of his shirt he shifted Draco closer towards him on his lap.*
Draco:i like the way you think potter
Harry: Who th- OH BLOODY FUCK.
*In Harry’s rush to become decent he ends up shoving Draco off his lap.*
*mouths to Draco* I’m sorry but- dammit. *slides out of chair*
A Trial in Miscommunication
Harry: Welcome home love… *shifts pants around*
So…I was thinking we could try something a little…different tonight..
((I’m back fam muhahahaha. And yes that is his Gryffindor tie and robe, it’s a kink, okay? Also this set was Zoe’s idea so blame her.))
Draco:harry darling i just got home from the wrst day at….
Draco:why hello there potter
Harry: So…?
Give us a nice little spin love…*Harry inhaled sharply as he took in his handy work* I mean this is my first go at it so it’s a bit rough but uh….
draco:oh come potter I’m no fun all tied up
Harry: I think it suits you quite well darling.
Now get the hell over here.
Draco:demanding now potter your such a tease
Harry: Oh but you know you enjoy it, Malfoy. *Harry began to rub Draco’s thigh up and down*
I think two can play at that no clothes game.
*Once Harry was free of his shirt he shifted Draco closer towards him on his lap.*
Draco:i like the way you think potter
“it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway” one straight man says to another straight man. there is a third straight man waiting in the bedroom. the rule somehow still applies.
Teddy! I’ve seen a lot of people say that Malfoy helped babysit you when you were little. Is this true? – a concerned witch
Oh honey…. Ginny isn’t why Draco was over a lot.
I heard you have an eight pack, that you’re shredded
Kylo: I don’t care what you’ve heard! I- …. Wait…
… They said I was shredded?
do you know where the rest of the trash squad is y’all are usually doin great trash things to my dash but now it’s like a dessert with those lil weed balls floating around occasionally (you and ryu are the occasional lil weed balls bc y’all are the only ones remotely posting anything lmao)
pastel-siriuss-deactivated20170:
Jess is asleep bc it’s like 5am for her, Emma is still gone, Zoes at a music fest, and idk what Relic and Mattie are doing probably something gay
((OOC: THE PARTY HAS ARRIVED
((OOC: Here…we go again… @sirussly Moon of my life I may need some help. Please…wake up soon? ))
Pansexual Monster Girl 