concept: there are no bad crossover ideas

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

heccinsaveme:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ayeayewrong:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

hi-def-doritos:

“The Cat in the Hat” and “It”

there are no bad crossover ideas

Bold of you to assume the Cat in the Hat isn’t Pennywise

  • tall
  • whimsically-turned-creepy
  • stalks children when they’re parents aren’t around
  • encourages unsupervised children into dangerous behavior 
  • eats kids

There’s a version of that on YouTube actually. 🙂

i, in my hubris, was not prepared

twilightsagaheadcanons:

y’all remember that part in breaking dawn when bella is talking to a baby renemsee and says something like “ur the prettiest” and edward walks in and is like “I disagree…”

like listen pal you have made it clear that bella is ur reason for being, ur own personal brand of heroin, etc etc… BUT THATS YOUR DAUGHTER!!!! 🙄💀

Like, I get it.

She’s the daughter he technically didn’t want, right? At least for a good portion of knowing about her. Even suggested getting rid of her. Asked for Jacob’s assistance. (That’ll lead to an awkward talk between Nessie, her dad, and boyfriend later) The kid that was hurting his wife and making him freak tf out.

The daughter who officially brought Jacob into his family. As his son!

Also, Bella almost or basically did die giving birth to her. 

Then, the Volturi are on their asses…again. 

Maybe she got a time out for that. 

Of course, it’s really Bella’s fault for having her but to Edward, Bella can do no wrong. (Or Carlisle for forgetting how to use a phone to explain shit right off the bat). 

So, I don’t think he’s Nessie’s number one fan. 

That’d be between Jacob and Rose. 

(This looks like a mini rant, but it’s not. Opps)

hamishmacdeath:

hamishmacdeath:

My mum has always nitpicked and commented harshly on the clothes I wear or how I have my hair. She won’t let me wear tank tops or t-shirts that have too wide a collar because my binder is showing and she won’t even let me not wear a shirt outside.

All of that plus always pointing out things I hate about myself (my stature, /my acne/, my moles) has made me really stressed and anxious about how other people see me, sometimes to the point where I can’t leave the house in fear of what people will judge about me. And it has also given me a stilted view of myself. I hate my body and I hate my face and I’m always scared about going out of my room in the mornings because I don’t know what she’s going to ‘tease’ me about that day.
I see clothes in stores that I would love to buy/wear but I’m too scared to get them because of what my mother might say and am too scared to ask for clothes from her for holidays because I know that she’ll make fun of whatever it is I like.

I thought that’s just what normal parenting was until I got older and met more of my friend’s parents. None of them got the piss taken out of them by their parents. None. And they say how encouraging their mums/dads are about their likes or their clothes and such; that shattered my whole view on how my parents, mainly my mum, reacted to me wearing certain things or liking certian things.

I hate the sinking feeling and the dread and, on some occasions, the nausea that I get whenever I wear a new outfit or a new shirt or something like that. It’s terrifying and horrible for me.

tldr: if your insessant ‘teasing’ or ‘good natured joshing’ or ‘just a joke’s have made your child grow up to hate themselves and being frightened of expressing themselves in whatever way, you’re doing parenting wrong.

This was from awhile ago but is no less relevant or relatable.

could i get hc’s for each of the boys being with a girl who is really religious? thank you!

pennywise-fucker:

This one was different for me, but I hope you like it! XD

Patrick:

  • Actually loves it
  • Goes out of his way to defile you
  • At some points comments about how he’s your god
  • Knows enough about religion to try to twist and use it to his advantage
  • Really over-the-top with the sexual stuff because it being against your religion makes it that much hotter to him
  • Anything religious brought up will be twisted
  • It adds an entirely new twist to a relationship that he has fun with

Henry:

  • Really doesn’t get it
  • Doesn’t necessarily care as long as he still gets what he wants
  • Really drowns out any religious talk you have
  • Sometimes straight up tells you to shut up about it
  • Mostly just lets you go on though as long as he doesn’t feel like it’s a lecture
  • Refuses to do religious stuff with you though
  • Maybe you can get him to go with you to church on a holiday like Easter(or any other religious holiday depending on your religion), but he’d have to get something out of it
  • Realistically you wouldn’t want him to go though – neither would the people there

Belch:

  • Mostly confused
  • Respects it for the most part though
  • Has no problem with you talking about it or doing anything that involves your religion
  • Sometimes might ask questions
  • Mostly kind of just accepts it without a whole lot of issue
  • Is happy to celebrate any holidays with you
  • Doesn’t let other people get onto you about it

Vic:

  • Likes to talk religion with you
  • Even if he disagrees, he finds it interesting
  • He won’t ever belittle your religion, but he enjoys knowing more and seeing your views
  • Is pretty content with you being religious for the most part
  • Doesn’t wanna be preached at though
  • Makes it clear your views will not change him
  • Otherwise very respectful of you and your religion
  • Tries not to cross lines or start trouble over it

Cerberus Boyfriend

momolady:

I was inspired by @trash-chan-art and her Cerberus creation. I also had gotten a ton of requests for a Cerberus monster boyfriend. So here it is! I hope you enjoy.

   You had been hiding in the library for months now. You go there every day and wandering the aisles upon aisles of books. Ever since moving to a bigger city, your family has been trying to get you to go out and enjoy the new life around you. They thought you were going out every day and roaming the city. Really, you only went to the library and went through the treasure map like layout.

   Every day you went to a new section and picked out a stack of books. You read through each one, narrowing down which ones you wanted to borrow. You now knew the librarian by name and she often shared her lunch with you.

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Shine Down On Me

sweetsistergingerspice:

A/N: More Patrick Hockstetter Shit!!!

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> ‘Everytime I look at you, you seem so alive’
> It weirds you out when he says it for the first time
> But when he starts to say it more often, you figure it is just his way of saying he thinks you’re cool
> But ain’it at all
> Patrick’s solopsistic worldview is starting to bend a bit when you are around
> A bit like with Avery
> he knows killing you would break the rules
> He can’t break the rules!
> But he starts to doubt how ‘not real‘ you are
> He fears you’ll become real, like him
> His fucked up conclusion: Own the part of you that could make you real
> make sure you are 100% his
> That wasy your ‘realness’ might be under his control
> This extends to another fear: His seed feeing your ‘realness‘
> He’ll religiousely make sure you are on birth control, because god forbid you make his ‘essence’ your own
> He uses the pull out method like it is a sport
> Expect to get smackied when you swallow after sucking him off
> He’d rather snowball and swallow his own jizz
> When he spills on your body, he’ll lick it up
> He’s a dominant beast
> He always has to be in control
> More than eager to tie you up
> Holy fuck he loves the feeling he gets when he chokes you during sex
> That’s when he forgets himself and spends himself inside you
>It’s the taboo of breaking the rules
> The thought of being able and powerful enough to eliminate the threat you pose
> He’d never do it though
> Or let you in on his thought process